10 reasons NOT to buy an Android and why I'm waiting for the iPhone 5

2:01 PM Gaurav 1 Comments


Summary: Unfortunately, the few boons of Androidum don’t make up for the disadvantages. Here’s why I’m not going to buy an Android and I’m waiting for the iPhone 5.
As most of you know, I dislike the iPhone and its Playskool interface. I find it, and Apple’s policies, to be a constant source of annoyance. And yet, even as I know there’s almost a 100% probability that the iPhone 5 is going to annoy me, I’m going to buy another crappy iPhone and NOT buy an Android phone.
So here’s the thing. I have an iPhone 3G. Not even a 3GS, not an iPhone 4. It’s a plain old iPhone 3G that I’ve had for three years.
It sucks. It’s slow. It won’t update properly. Half the apps I’d like to run on it won’t run on such an ancient device (only in the tech world is a three-year old device ancient). I desperately need a new phone.
Well, technically, that’s not true. I don’t actually use the iPhone as a phone. I almost never make actual voice calls (does anyone, these days)? Instead, I use it for email, for network testing, for an occasional text to my wife, and for reading Kindle books.
I use the email app a lot and I’d use some other apps (particularly some IT-related tools), but most don’t run on the old iOS version that my phone will actually work with. Yes, I know, I could upgrade to a later iOS version, but we all know that the iPhone 3G runs like even more of a dog than it is with iOS 4.
So, I need a new phone. And I’ve decided to wait for the iPhone 5. You might think I could easily get rid of the iPhone 3G pain now by buying one of the many Android devices, but I’m not going to. You might also think that since I really dislike the iPhone, I might be a perfect candidate for the Android.
You might think that, but you’d be wrong. Unfortunately, besides the iPhone and the Android army, there really aren’t any other viable smartphone choices.
As much as I dislike the iPhone, I don’t wish to put up with the hassle of Android even more. I’m insanely busy these days, and the last thing I need is a phone that needs as much attention as a puppy.
Here then, are ten reasons I’m waiting for the iPhone 5 and NOT buying an Android phone.

Reason 1: Malware present in applications
Although I’ve long complained about Apple’s capricious approval process in the iPhone App Store, at least they haven’t had a rampant malware problem. One security firm has estimated (PDF) that somewhere between 500,000 and a million Android users have been hit by malware — and that’s just this year.
When you have that many users affected, it’s not a minor problem. It’s also something I don’t want to be my problem, so I’ll just stay away. I have enough trouble with Windows, thank you very much.
Reason 2: New and exciting security holes
Now, admittedly, the whole authorization-token-in-the-clear security issue was nothing major and Google patched it quickly. But, on top of the whole malware problem, this sort of security issue is troubling.
Old Ben Franklin famously said, “Any people that would give up liberty for a little temporary safety deserves neither liberty nor safety.” I do agree with him, except that when it comes to the phone in my pocket, I guess I’m willing to give up a little hackety freedom in return for a safer, less infested phone.


Reason 3: Complete lack of version number logic
Between the folks at Mozilla, who are trying to hide Firefox versions in an effort to make us all insane, and the folks at Google, who name and number Android versions all willy-nilly, I’m getting slightly annoyed.
Is the current version Froyo or Gingerbread or Honeycomb? Do I want an Ice Cream Sandwich or a Cupcake or a Donut? Is it possible to run a low-cal version of Android? What if I’m cutting carbs and mostly doing protein? Then what?
Seriously, Gingerbread is version 2.3 of Android, but Honeycomb is version 3.0, 3.1, and 3.2. Seriously? And if I’m buying an Android phone, I’m going to need to buy one running version 2.3, even though Android 3.1 is current, but only for tablets. Seriously?
Okay, and some phones only run Froyo and others only run Gingerbread, and you can’t upgrade from one to the other without a hack. Seriously?
I know Android is gaining market share because of the wide diversity of offerings, but there’s got to be some compromise between the der fuhrer approach of Steve Jobs’ Apple and the herding cats approach of Android. Oh, yeah, that was webOS. Sigh.
Reason 4: Very different user experience on different handsets
Love it or hate it, when you pick up an iPhone, it feels like an iPhone. It feels and works like a phone designed for use by a five year old, but at least it’s a consistent feeling. This is not the case with Android phones.
Phones from different manufacturers are wildly different, with different home screens, UIs, and feature sets. It’s so that you could buy two Android phones, put them side-by-side, and unless you knew they were both Androids, you’d think they were completely different devices.
I don’t want a phone that’s got a funky user experience. I want one that I’m used to and can describe to someone else, and they have the same experience. I want to be able to tell someone what I’m doing with my phone and have them know exactly how that’d work for them.
With Android, you can’t have that happen, even with phones from the same maker.

Reason 5: Probably can’t upgrade without jailbreaking, rooting, modding, whatevah
The history of Android phone upgrades is not a good one. Most manufacturers essentially design a model for a given OS, and if there’s an upgrade, your phone might not be able to run it.
The next version of the Android OS is the quixotically named Ice Cream Sandwich. If I were to buy an Android phone now, it’s highly unlikely I’d be able to upgrade it to ICS without a jailbreak.
And, like I said before, I don’t really have time to hack my phone.
Reason 6: App incompatibility
Okay, this is a huge, huge deal-breaker. Apps built for one handset often don’t work on another. It’s almost impossible to be sure that you can run a given application without trying. And when you look at the apps, the poor developers are often saddled with building a compatibility matrix for every phone model.
This lack of consistency is not good. Even Windows has better application compatibility across machines and you never know what’ll be inside your friendly neighborhood Windows PC.
Reason 7: Too much tweaking required
While it annoys me to no end that I can’t make minor tweaks and add utilities to my iPhone, the necessity of tweaking most Android phones to make them usable is unacceptable. First, I just don’t want to spend the time adjusting everything, adding programs, removing programs, and otherwise tuning, just so I can overcome the software design decisions of hardware engineers at the handset makers. Or, worse, so I can overcome the marketing deals put together by product managers at the handset makers.
Then, there’s the temptation. I’m a geek, so the temptation might be to spend hours or days futzing with the phone interface. This is not something I should be spending much time on.
Even though self-control is an issue, an even bigger one is the simple crapware nature of the delivered software on most Android phone handsets.
Reason 8: Poor tablet compatibility
Once again, compatibility is an issue. Many iPhone applications (actually nearly all of them) will run on the iPad. They may not be iPad-optimized, but they’ll run.
Not so much with Android. Even the SDKs between the two classes of device are different. Developers are coding 2.x software for phones and 3.x software for tablets.
They might as well have completely different names for all the native compatibility they have.
Reason 9: Little ongoing manufacturer support
As my ZDNet colleague Adrian Kingsley-Hughes says, The problem with Android tablets - Manufacturers see them as disposable.
Reason 10: Google
Let me be clear in how much I like and respect most of the people at Google. The individuals there are very cool. But the company sometimes seems like part Borg and part Borgia. If you need personal help, the company is virtually impenetrable.
On the other hand, there are some advantages
I know that when I go with the iPhone 5, I’ll be giving up some freedom and some self-respect. I’ll be selling my soul for the promise of the safety and warmth of the Apple mothership. This disturbs me to a level you probably can’t understand.
There are some good aspects to the Android experience I’ll be giving up. I’ll be giving up the ability to tune my launcher, which I could easily do back in the Palm/Treo days, but Apple doesn’t think we’re adult enough to manage now in era of iOS finger painting.
Beyond having tweaking control (without jailbreaking), I do miss the choice of models (you can have any color as long as it’s black), access to a built-in physical keyboard, and oh, what I would give for a replaceable battery!
Unfortunately, these few boons of Androidum don’t make up for the disadvantages. And, holding my nose, this is why I’m not going to buy an Android and why I’m waiting for the iPhone 5.
Source - [ zdnet.com ]

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1 comments:

Unknown said...

This article is BS. Heres why:
Reason 1: Malware present in applications
ALL the malware problems were resolved in an update to froyo and in gingerbread and honeycomb

Reason 2: New and exciting security holes
The good thing about the "security holes" is you can use them to root your phone and install apps that aren't on the market. If you don't want to do either of those, just go ahead and install lookout if you're scared. I've never had ANY problems with my android phone, neither has my dad. He's been using the droid for 3 years and I've had my Optimus V for 8+ months.

Reason 3: Complete lack of version number logic
They're just numbers, it doesn't affect the software at all. Deal with it.

Reason 4: Very different user experience on different handsets
To most people, that is a good thing. If you don't like stock Android, there's plenty of other choices. HTC Sense, Motoblur, Touchwiz, even 3rd party launchers and lock screens. Not everyone likes the same look.

Reason 5: Probably can’t upgrade without jailbreaking, rooting, modding, whatevah
Many companies provide updates to newer Android versions. Samsung, HTC, Motorola, and LG all do this. There are probably more. I don't know where you came up with this idea, but it's not true.

Reason 6: App incompatibility
99% of the apps work on ALL devices. Every app my dad can install on his droid works just fine on my Optimus V, and reading the reviews would show you that it works for other people too.

Reason 7: Too much tweaking required
Not really, many people enjoy the stock Android look, I find nothing wrong with it. I prefer it to stock iOS.

Reason 8: Poor tablet compatibility
Android tablets are a very new thing, I'm sure compatability will improve with time. And this article is about PHONES, not TABLETS.

Reason 9: Little ongoing manufacturer support
Again, your article is about PHONES. And support for Android PHONES is actually pretty good, I cracked my screen on my Optimus V and they fixed it for free, no questions asked.

Reason 10: Google
You're right that they probably won't personally help you, but there are plenty of Android forums if you need help with something. XDA, Android Forums, and Android Central to name a few. There's also an Android IRC channel if you need instant help.

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